This is something to think about when negative people are doing their
best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time
someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable.
A
woman was
at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with
her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:
"Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's
crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting
there?" "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great
rate!" "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible
airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly and
they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber River called Teste."
"Don't go any further. I know that place Everybody thinks it's gonna be
something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst
hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly and
they're overpriced. So, whatcha' doing when you get there?"
"We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."
"That's
rich," laughed the hairdresser, "You and a million other people trying
to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy
trip of yours. You're going to need it."
A month later, the
woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her
trip to Rome "It was wonderful!" exclaimed the woman, "Not only were we
on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked
and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful.
And I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand
and foot. And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million
remodeling job and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city.
They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their
"owner's suite at no extra charge!"
Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."
"Actually,
we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican
a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope
likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step
into his private room and wait the Pope would personally greet
me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door
and shook myhand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."
"Oh, really! What'd he say?"
He said, "Where'd you get the shitty haircut?"
Sunday, 2 December 2007
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2 comments:
Oh....that's a good one ! LOL Linda
Oh Yea~ this is good!
Lisa
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