Hang on

Convicted of murder and sentenced to death the shapely young lady asked, as a last request, that she be hanged in the nude. Although the warden thought this unusual, he felt a last request was not something to be denied.

When the condemned prisoner arrived at the gallows, the hangman gasped, My God, you have the most beautiful body I've ever seen.

Came the whispered reply, And it's all yours if you keep your trap shut!