Baby boomers

Baby Boomer Blues
 
It was fun being a baby boomer... until now. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Herman's Hermits--- Mrs.. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
 
Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
 
The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
 
Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
 
Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
 
Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.
 
Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
 
The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
 
Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
 
Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.
 
Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
 
The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
 
Abba--- Denture Queen.
 
Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
 
Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
 
Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
 
And: Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again

Don't blame me, I only relay. LMAO