A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman
walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all
the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to
Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:
"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and
the youngest is seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you
really think they look alike, you dickhead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I
just can't believe anyone would sh*g you twice!"
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1 comment:
HAHA, oh how many times I've thought the same thing as the Greeter!! Great!
Lisa
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