Saturday, 26 September 2009

Trompe d'oeil

Or in plain English: did I read that right?

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over  
      What a guy!

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!

uvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant  
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile  
  Ya think?!

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
     Who would have thought!

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide    
They may be on to something!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
     You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
Man Struck By Lightning:
Faces Battery Charge  
    He probably IS the battery charge!

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger
Test Group  
Weren't they fat enough?!

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
      Do they taste like chicken?

  Local  High School Dropouts Cut in Half  
      Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
      Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is...
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead