Stress at work

1. Okay, okay! I take it back, unf**k you
2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing
3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up
4. Well, aren't we a darn ray of sunshine?
5. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after
6. Do I look like a people person?
7. This isn't an office. This is hell with fluorescent lighting
8. I started out with nothing, and still have most of it left
9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap.
10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control
11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years
12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer
13. Do they ever shut up on your planet
14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable
15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realise you haven't gone to sleep yet.
16. Back off! You're standing in my aura.
17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
20. Wait... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality
21. Chaos, panic and disorder... my work here is done
22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
23. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
24. Earth is full. Go home
25. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert
27. You are depriving some village of an idiot
28. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport
29. Look in my eyes - do you see one ounce of give a sh*t?