Bumper stickers

1. If you can't feed em, don't breed em!
2. Constipated people don't give a crap
3. If you can read this, I've lost my trailer
4. Horn broken - watch for finger
5. The earth is full - go home
6. I have the body of a God - Buddha
7. So many pedestrians, so little time
8. Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
9. If we quit voting, will they all go away
10. Eat right, exercise, die anyway
11. Illiterate? Write for help
12. Honk if anything falls off
13. Cover me, I'm changing lanes
14. He who hesitates not only is lost - but is miles from the next exit
15. I refuse to have a battle of wits - with an unarmed person
16. I do whatever my rice krispies tell me to
17. Fight crime - shoot back!
18. (seen upside-down on a jeep): If you can read this, please flip me back over...
19. Stoplights time for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph
20. Guys: no shirt, no service. Gals: no shirt, no charge
21. Ax me about ebonics
22. Body by Nautilus, brain by Mattel
23. Boldly going nowhere
24. Caution: driver legally blonde
25. Heart attacks: God's revenge for eating his animal freinds
26. How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
27. All men are animals; some just make better pets
28. Politicians and diapers both need to be changed, and both for the same reason