- If you can't feed em, don't breed em!
- Constipated people don't give a crap
- If you can read this, I've lost my trailer
- Horn broken - watch for finger
- The earth is full - go home
- I have the body of a God - Buddha
- So many pedestrians, so little time
- Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
- If we quit voting, will they all go away
- Eat right, exercise, die anyway
- Illiterate? Write for help
- Honk if anything falls off
- Cover me, I'm changing lanes
- He who hesitates not only is lost - but is miles from the next exit
- I refuse to have a battle of wits - with an unarmed person
- I do whatever my rice krispies tell me to
- Fight crime - shoot back!
- (seen upside-down on a jeep): If you can read this, please flip me back over...
- Stoplights time for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph
- Guys: no shirt, no service. Gals: no shirt, no charge
- Ax me about ebonics
- Body by Nautilus, brain by Mattel
- Boldly going nowhere
- Caution: driver legally blonde
- Heart attacks: God's revenge for eating his animal freinds
- How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
- All men are animals; some just make better pets
- Politicians and diapers both need to be changed, and both for the same reason
Tuesday, 7 April 2009
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