Tuesday, 7 April 2009

Questions on pregnancy

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough

Q: I'm 2 months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he leaves college

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth

Q: My wife is 5 months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is that right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current

Q: When is the best time to have an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word alimony means anything to you

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes. Pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife being to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

1 comment:

Gerry said...

I am going to add this blog to my blog list as never have bloggers like me needed a laugh more than now. A hard winter in Utah is when more than usual do not survive. It has been a hard winter in this complex! Gerry