Saturday, 24 November 2007

Spellchecker

I don't use a spell checker. Why? Read on...


Eye have a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight for it to say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew!

8 comments:

lsfp1960 said...

Ya right !   LOL  Linda inWA  

mleppard06 said...

brilliant! will have to send mum here she loves these sorts of jokes! thanks for sharing these and making me smile, I think I might be a "stress puppY" !!! mrs t
http://journals.aol.co.uk/mleppard06/eternity/

wwfbison said...

This is great!  I've added Jokes off the Seawall to my alerts, looking forward to lighthearted reading.
Lisa

seraphoflove9001 said...

Guido! I love this! LOL thank you for making me laugh! :o) Great idea for a journal as well. :o)
Lisa

princesssaurora said...

LOL... I love it!  

be well,
Dawn
http://journals.aol.com/princesssaurora/CarpeDiem/

tsalagiman1 said...

Good one!  Love the title to your new journal too!

Dirk

gaboatman said...

Guido
I enjoyed this and enjoyed discovering your new journal here.  You are truly a prolific journalist, but it is to our great fortune, for sure!  Keep the jokes rolling, we need a good laugh when we can get one!
Sam

kirkbyj05 said...

Loved it Guido!

Looking forward to some more.
Jeanie