Friday 23 November 2007

Don't die in Parliament

it could get you in trouble with the law. Some more stupid laws from the UK (thanks to BBC):

  • 1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament
  • 2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down
  • 3. It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store
  • 4. Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned (5%)
  • 5. If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter
  • 6. In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet
  • 7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen
  • 8. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing
  • 9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour
  • 10. It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow
  • Other bizarre foreign laws

  • In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk
  • In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation
  • A male doctor in Bahrain can only examine the genitals of a woman in the reflection of a mirror
  • In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm
  • It is illegal to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle in Alabama
  • In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on a Sunday could be jailed
  • Women in Vermont must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth
  • In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except during funerals or hospital visits
  • In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon
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