Think and thingy

As an inspirational measure, a boss placed a sign in the restroom directly above the sink. It had a single word on it, "THINK!"

The next day, when he went to the restroom, he looked at his sign, and right next to it, above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign, which read, "THOAP!"

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A woman comes into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist, "Can you tell me about Viagra?"

The druggist says, "What would you like to know?"

"What does it do?" she asks.

"Well, when I take it, it enhances my libido and prolongs my erection."

The woman says, "Can you get it over the counter?"

"Yes," says the druggist, "but I'll have to take another pill."