1. When computing, whatever happens,
behave as though you meant it to happen.
2. When you get to the point
where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
3. The
first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you
least expect to find it.
4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
5.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
6. To err
is human . . . to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it
is downright natural.
7. He who laughs last probably made a
back-up.
8. If at first you do not succeed, blame your
computer.
9. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to
have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
10. The number
one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
11. A computer
program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to
do.
4 comments:
great stuff
My son used to work the help desk for a computer company. He quit when he ran out of fresh ways to tell people how to connect the power cord and turn on the machine.
;^) Jan the Gryphon
So true.
Carolxx
Thank you so much for giving me something to laugh about each day!
~Rosemary
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