A young man goes into the Job Center in Inverness, Scotland, and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. 
  Interested he goes to learn more - 
"Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the 
  guy behind the desk. The 
  Job Center man sorts through his files and replies: 
- "Oh yes here it is: The job entails you getting the lady 
  patients ready for the gynaecologist. You have to help them out of 
  their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital 
  regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off 
  all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready 
  for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of 
  $45,000, but you're going to have to go to London.
That's about 600 
  miles from here." 
"Oh why? Is that where the job is 
  at?" 
"No sir - that's where the 
  end of the line is!" 
Sunday, 20 January 2008
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5 comments:
Oh very good.
Carolxx
Love it! And printing it!
Ang
Ooops, somebody need to go to the "naughty corner!" LOL Linda in WA
This is so funny!
Lisa
Thank you for the laugh! And keep them coming! ::: hmmmm wonder if this is a service that is going to be offered here in the states::: }:-)>
~Rosemary
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