Sunday, 20 January 2008

Gynaecologist's assitant

A young man goes into the Job Center in Inverness, Scotland, and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more -

"Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk. The Job Center man sorts through his files and replies:

- "Oh yes here it is: The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynaecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to London.
That's about 600 miles from here."

"Oh why? Is that where the job is at?"
"No sir - that's where the end of the line is!"

6 comments:

garnett109 said...

lmao!

carolelainedodd said...

Oh very good.
Carolxx

peytonswater said...

Love it! And printing it!
Ang

lsfp1960 said...

Ooops, somebody need to go to the "naughty corner!"   LOL   Linda in WA

wwfbison said...

This is so funny!
Lisa

attitudeslc said...

Thank you for the laugh!  And keep them coming!  ::: hmmmm wonder if this is a service that is going to be offered here in the states:::  }:-)>

~Rosemary