Friday, 25 January 2008


1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.

3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.

4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.

5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

6. To err is human . . . to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural.

7. He who laughs last probably made a back-up.

8. If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.

9. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

10. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.

11. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.


garnett109 said...

great stuff

gryphondear said...

My son used to work the help desk for a computer company. He quit when he ran out of fresh ways to tell people how to connect the power cord and turn on the machine.
;^)  Jan the Gryphon

carolelainedodd said...

So true.

attitudeslc said...

Thank you so much for giving me something to laugh about each day!