A little old lady
is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each
hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies
out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a
policeman stops her.
'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that
bag.
'Damn!' says the
little old lady .'I'd
better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the
warning!'
'Well, now, not
so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money? Did you steal
it?
'Oh, no,' says
the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the
football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the
bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a
big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie through the
bushes, I yell:"$20
or off it comes!''
'Hey, not a bad
idea!' laughs the cop. 'Good luck! By the way, what's in the other
bag?''Well,' says the
little old lady, 'not all of them pay.'
Saturday, 22 March 2008
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6 comments:
ouch
That's a good one! Linda in WA
LOL you reap what you sow.
~Rosemary
Oh my!!!
So funny!!
Hugs
Carolxx
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was great!
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