A little old lady 
  is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each 
  hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies 
  out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a 
  policeman stops her. 
'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that 
  bag.
'Damn!' says the 
  little old lady .'I'd 
  better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the 
  warning!'
'Well, now, not 
  so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money? Did you steal 
  it? 
'Oh, no,' says 
  the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the 
  football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the 
  bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a 
  big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie through the 
  bushes, I yell:"$20 
  or off it comes!''
'Hey, not a bad 
  idea!' laughs the cop. 'Good luck! By the way, what's in the other 
  bag?''Well,' says the 
  little old lady, 'not all of them pay.'
Saturday, 22 March 2008
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6 comments:
ouch
That's a good one! Linda in WA
LOL you reap what you sow.
~Rosemary
Oh my!!!
So funny!!
Hugs
Carolxx
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was great!
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