During a
visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, ‘How Do you
determine whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.'
'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub,
then we offer a
Teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or
her to Empty the bathtub.'
'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A
normal person would use the
Bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the
teacup.'
'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you
Want a bed near the window?'
ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS
ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?
Saturday, 1 March 2008
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2 comments:
LOL thats great. Good thing I was thinking about pulling the plug before I got to the punch line.
~Rosemary
I need a bed buy the window!
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