Just found these hilarious genuine answers given by students in a test on the weather.
Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa.
The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.
Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.
Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And around. There is not much else to do.
Water vapour gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be called a drop, it does.
Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water.
A blizzard is when it snows sideways.
Don't knock the weather; nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in awhile!
Probably the last completely accurate forecast was when God told Noah there was a 100 percent chance of precipitation.
If you see a heat wave, should you wave back?
Why not move the political conventions to one of the winter months, so all the hot air won't go to waste?
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the last one was great
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