Saturday, 26 September 2009

Trompe d'oeil

Or in plain English: did I read that right?

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over  
      What a guy!
   
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
 
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
 
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J
uvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant  
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
 
 
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War Dims Hope for Peace
 
I can see where it might have that effect!
 
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile  
  Ya think?!
 
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
 
     Who would have thought!
 
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide    
They may be on to something!
 
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
 
     You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
 
 
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Man Struck By Lightning:
Faces Battery Charge  
    He probably IS the battery charge!
 
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger
Test Group  
Weren't they fat enough?!
 
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
 
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
 
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
 
      Do they taste like chicken?

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  Local  High School Dropouts Cut in Half  
      Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
 
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
 
      Boy, are they tall!
 
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And the winner is...
 
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead